Chalky scoops. Sugar crashes. Pass.


OR DON'T.

5g creatine that actually dissolves. Electrolytes without the Gatorade sugar crash. The scoop you'll actually finish.

$34 first month was $49 SAVE $15

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5g creatine + electrolytes · Scoop included · Free US shipping · 60-day promise
PSA · Stability Brief

GUMMIES ARE
for dummies.

Creatine monohydrate degrades in the wet, sugary, heat-cycled matrix of a gummy. It converts to creatinine. That's a waste product. Not a dose.

GUMMY
Sugar + water + heat = degraded creatine. Studies show conversion to creatinine in low-pH, hydrated matrices over shelf life.
↓ potency
MOG
Dry powder. Stable until the scoop hits water. Anhydrous monohydrate, sealed tub, single-purpose. The form factor that actually works.
↑ 5g delivered
The Protocol

Built for peak aesthetic.

Four ingredients matter. The rest is filler. We picked the four.

5g

Creatine Monohydrate

Fuel for ATP

5g of micronized creatine per scoop. Supports cellular ATP regeneration during high-intensity training.*

1g

Sodium · Sea Salt

Replace What You Sweat

Sea-salt sodium supports hydration and electrolyte balance during prolonged exercise.*

260mg

Mg + K

Muscle & Nerve Function

Magnesium malate (60mg) and potassium chloride (200mg) support normal muscle and nerve function.*

0g

Sugar · Caffeine · Fillers

Clean Label. No Crash.

Stevia-sweetened. Naturally flavored. 0 mg caffeine, so it's a daily ritual, not a pre-workout. No dyes, no sucralose, no proprietary blends.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

The Label

No mystery.
No mercy.

Every gram. Every milligram. Every reason we left the rest behind.

Supplement Facts

  • Creatine Monohydrate. 5 g
  • Sodium (as Sea Salt). 1 g
  • Potassium (as Potassium Chloride). 200 mg
  • Magnesium (as Magnesium Malate). 60 mg
  • Natural Flavors · Stevia Leaf Extract
  • Silicon Dioxide (anti-caking)

Serving size: 1 scoop (10g). 30 servings per container. Net wt 10.6 oz / 300 g. Mix with 6-8 oz water daily.

What's Out

  • Sugar · Maltodextrin · Dextrose
  • Caffeine · Stimulants
  • Sucralose · Aspartame
  • Artificial Colors & Dyes
  • Proprietary Blends
  • Soy · Gluten · Dairy
  • Excuses

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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Creatine
Hydration Powder.

5g creatine + electrolytes. 30 servings. Scoop included. Lemonmaxxed. 300g.

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first month + free shipping · then $39/mo
$34$49
first month + free shipping · then $39/mo
$49
one tub · 30 servings · $1.63/serving
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$34 first month with free US shipping. Then $39 every 30 days. Pause, skip, or cancel anytime in your account. 60-day, empty-the-tub money-back guarantee. No phone tree, no email tag. By subscribing you authorize recurring 30-day charges at $39 until you cancel.
Free US shipping 60-day money-back 3rd-party lab tested Made in USA
The Why

We're all gonna make it.

5g creatine for muscle performance.* Electrolytes for hydration during training.* Daily ritual, no chalk binge. No loading week. Lemonmaxxed.

5g
Creatine
1g
Sodium
0g
Sugar
USA
Made In

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

The Legion

U mirin' yet?

Customer reviews. Individual results vary.

★★★★★
"Tastes like a Sicilian summer. Hits like a drill sergeant. 10/10 mirin'."
MT
Marcus T.
Customer · 3× reorder · Apr '26
★★★★★
"Mixes clean. No grit. My morning has a new ritual. Individual results vary."
DV
Drew V.
Customer · Subscribed · Mar '26
★★★★★
"Swapped my long-run LMNT for MOG. Same electrolytes plus creatine for the finish. Held form through mile 18 of the spring marathon."
SN
Sasha N.
Customer · Half + full marathoner · Apr '26
The Creed

Questions
we won't dodge.

The shelf is full of supplements scared of their own label. We're not.

Does it taste chalky like the cheap stuff?

No. Micronized creatine, not the gritty industrial powder. Dissolves clean in 6oz of water. Sea-salt sodium balances the stevia so it reads like real lemon, not a lab.

Better than Liquid IV or Gatorade?

Same sodium and potassium spine as Liquid IV. Half the sugar of Gatorade. Plus 5g of creatine neither has. One scoop replaces both.

Will it bloat me?

Creatine pulls water into the muscle cell, not under the skin (Kreider et al., 2017, J Int Soc Sports Nutr). The sodium / potassium / magnesium ratio is calibrated to push fluid into cells, not the stomach. No 20g loading week, just 5g a day.

How fast do I feel it?

Electrolytes hit on the first sip. Creatine builds to saturation over roughly 28 days at 5g daily, no loading phase needed (Hultman et al., 1996, J Appl Physiol). Daily is the variable.

Any caffeine in MOG?

Zero. 0 mg caffeine. Take it morning, midday, or post-workout. Daily ritual, not a pre-workout. No jitters, no crash.

The Close

Lock in.
Start mogging.

The shelf has a thousand creatines. Most stay on the shelf. One scoop. Daily.

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